News from Chartres Street: Unidentified man sheds his Hanes

Stranger things have been know to happen... but, I am not sure what.  I found a strange deposit in the beautiful potted plant on Chartres and Conti.

Someone, I presume, a man left his grey Haynes underwear in the planter!  Dear reader, don't ask me to describe the contents!

What was he thinking?

• "This would be  perfect time to go naked."
• "I remember what it was like to be a baby in diapers."
• "How many pairs of underwear can I go through in a day?"
• "Who needs drawers?"
• " I want my Haynes stock to go up."
• "My mother would be really mad at me... here's to you mom.."

The strangeness of this event was quickly over shadowed by the sparrow with the hot pink boa feather in its beak. Now that's something to write mother about.  I am sure that Lady Sparrow is not the only nester with pink feathers surrounding her young ones.

I am much more impressed with the sparrow than the Hanesless man.

When you think you have seen it all, a bicycle parade of naked riders cross Chartres Street headed for Bourbon Street. These riders were demonstrating the need for safety for bikers. Their purpose was perhaps nobler than the underwear shedder!

The things that one sees on Conti....